The only thing that's worse than people who say "I am what I am" is people who say "I yam what I yam" while doing a Popeye imitation.

“People are always doing studies. Now there's one that says drinking coffee can …”

“I’m sure now’s the time in my life to be doing a lot of things I’m not doing. I…”

“For Liza, a greeting is an opportunity to make new friends. For me, it's yet mo…”

“Complaining is a lot like talking, only more constructive.”