The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

“Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.”

“She had amber-colored eyes. Or maybe they were blue, and I was confusing their …”

“I feel like having another thigh and calf would give me a leg up on my competit…”

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business…”