The other day I tried to design a finish line, but I didn’t know where to start. So I just sat there and drank Gatorade. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, …”

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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“Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.”

“His last name was Morris, but I called him Mars, because it’s like he was from …”