The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.

“A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’…”

“I just weighed myself, and I thought I weighed 165, but it turns out I weigh 18…”

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of c…”

“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destina…”