The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful thought to me.

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner …”

“I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a bus…”

“Even though I knew she needed to get something off her chest, I was hoping it w…”

“A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, …”