The people at the party forgot I was standing there. But it’s OK, because I forgot I was standing there too.

“I live my life according to a code. You might know it by the surname Morse.”

“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.”

“Just because I look like John Wayne (at least my liver looks identical to his) …”

“Snow on one side of the canvas, silence on the other. I’d call that a perfect p…”