The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds.

“Rich mahogany wood was used to construct the bookshelves, and the floor is also…”

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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“I’ll make fun of him, but I’ll call him Him, because if I use his name I’ll imm…”

“My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank …”