The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

“A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a bat…”

“It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of…”

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that …”

“Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you hav…”