The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.

“The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thi…”

“We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want the…”

“For years now, I've wanted to fall asleep. The sort of slipping off, the giving…”

“There's an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It's when you meet the …”