The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deconstruction, but with a typo.

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he …”

“It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like p…”

“Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big buck…”