The rivers are my memory, and I drink them at their basin and remember.

“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only no…”

“Save money on kids by volume. Deal in bulk and have dozens of kids.”

“If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick …”

“I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invi…”