The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not."
~Oberon

“Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves.No, they’re not dwarfs either…”

“Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, eve…”

“Are you going to kick somebody’s ass?I don’t know. Maybe.Well, I’m not going to…”

“Missing people in our lives are like wounds we reopen with thoughts.”