The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I grew up in New Jersey.

“The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of Chin…”

“I don’t want to rail against modern railroad barons, because this is America, a…”

“It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken.…”

“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.”