The situation is a coffee mug, and I’ve got a handle on it.

“A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you …”

“Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my pe…”

“Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live…”

“I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.”