The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.

“Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket.
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“I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was the…”

“It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blin…”

“What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the me…”