The statue stood quiet and still, like the silhouette of a tired mime.

“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are mor…”

“My heart beats to the rhythm of the windshield wipers. I’d better never drive i…”

“Economist should be spelled echonomist, because they all repeat each other.”

“Gather the wheelchairs in a circle, and then summon the cripples. Would anybody…”