The thing about getting dumped generally, and getting dumped by Katherines in particular, was how utterly monotonous it was.

“Witness also that when we talk about literature, we do so in the present tense.…”

“Getting a life’ is something only a complete idiot could believe. Like you can …”

“We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you…”

“I imagined the Augustus Waters analysis of that comment: If I am playing basket…”