The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s where the government is storing all my clones.

“I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. …”

“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late…”

“The word "sex" has no sex. It is androgynous and probably asexual. And even tho…”

“I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myse…”