The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossible for them to curl down.

“I covered up my mistakes—with dirt, like you’d do with any other dead bodies.”

“He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that f…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”

“Rembrandt painted portraits, The Karate Kid painted fences, and I paint my toen…”