The university awarded me my degree, but can something that’s basically worthless be properly called an award?

“I want to direct a movie about a wrist motion, a flick.”

“I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom s…”

“I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women.”

“People are like books. You can either read them, or you can burn them. But befo…”