The US is about to go all Billy the Kid. Inflation is going to keep shooting up.

“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could expe…”

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

“Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me…”

“I retired at the age of 25, and it wasn’t until a few days later that I realize…”