The water trapped in my window makes it like an aquarium—which makes me the fish.

“Five sicks people in the hospital (56). I made each one a “Get well soon” card …”

“I’d make a good groom, if my last name were McBride.”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for something to stand on, when a ladder’s …”

“People say the early bird catches the worm. And it’s true! That’s why I work on…”