The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.


“I am on pace to break his record. He’s only got one, so after that I’m going to…”

“Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where …”

“It was a cover up. I could tell by the dust jacket.”

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some ad…”