The window of life is mirrored. And tinted. And shattered. And borrowed.

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a too…”

“Life insurance is a dying industry.”

“The pros and cons of being a criminal: Pros—are cons that haven’t been caught. …”

“I'm sure glad socks are made out of cotton, and not ice-cube trays, because I d…”