The world has genetically modified opinions, but mine are organic. Taste them and you will see.

“Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.”

“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my je…”

“I unwind with wine—or a few counter clockwise turns.”

“I’m in a biker gang. We deal in drugs. Our chapter president is Lance Armstrong.”