Then I heard a noise I’d never heard in real life before. The kind of noise you hear in movies when horse’s hooves are beating on cobblestones or the members of Monty Python were cracking together coconuts.

“You still fallin’ in love with me?... ‘Cause you should know, baby, I’m already…”

“...before she mumbled, “Whatever,” which, translated by a girl who understood g…”

“(...)The ride is not over but if I can keep my Club together and find a sweet, …”

“She can't wear that dress! It's indecent. Her ass is hangin' out."..."Son, take…”