There are 26 characters in the alphabet, and what characters they are! Especially Q.

“I may not be the greatest American, but I am a better American than all the peo…”

“A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and aw…”

“People don’t know what I’ve gone through to get where I’m at—six tunnels and th…”

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”