There are 365 days in a year, and 360 degrees in a circle. Coincidence? I think not. Really, I didn’t think, and that’s why this is so dumb.

“If somebody offered me Cyanide, my only question would be, Is it organic? Becau…”

“A brick could be used to sell a blanket, in a buy one get one free situation. I…”

“Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.”

“There is nothing more romantic than candles and flowers, except candles that sm…”