There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love.

“Right now, me get­ting killed would be redun­dant.”

“If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?”

“Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.”

“Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercia…”