There are billions of conversations happening every second, and it’s too bad I can’t listen to more than about half of them at one time. Most are just he said she said chatter, and I want to tell them to go sip on gossip and leave the coffee talk for me to chug.

“I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.”

“If a policy isn’t working, don’t change the policy—change its name. That should…”

“I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.”

“Love can make people do crazy things. I once saw a man streak down Blanding Blv…”