There are days when I don’t know how I live with myself. Those days are Sundays through Saturdays.

“The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Opera…”

“Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.”

“The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.”

“I have a good ear for music, just like Van Gogh had a good ear for art.”