There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them is my ball sack.

“She always looks like she’s about to break into laughter. He always looks like …”

“Acne is nothing more than nature’s Braille.”

“Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.”

“I’ll take off my coat in the restaurant and drape it over my pants, which I’ll …”