There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine.
 Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook.

“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all m…”

“There’s cat feces in my Batman costume, and all the lines in my screenplay were…”

“If you had a clone, I wouldn’t care which one of you two I dated. It’d be the s…”

“Two days from now I invented a time travel machine out of my neighbor’s washing…”