There are many rhymes about magpies, but none of them is very reliable because they are not the ones that the magpies know themselves.

“And Granny Weatherwax was pretty damn powerful. She was probably an even more a…”

“Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm som…”

“A man walked across the moors from Razorback to Lancre town without seeing a si…”

“He had a sword. There was that about him: when this man held a sword, it was cl…”