There are only two kinds of books worth keeping: Valuable books and valuable books. The first value is monetary, and the second value is mind-expanding capability.

“My bed is better than all the rest. That’s why I just stand there staring at it…”

“A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d li…”

“A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which …”

“A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow his…”