There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

“I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I a…”

“When the Gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”

“I really don't see what is so romantic about proposing. One may be accepted - o…”

“Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir.”