There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.

“My skyscraper of a heart met an earthquake of a woman. Why can’t I meet a simpl…”

“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection…”

“I prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and lick…”

“We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and com…”