There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.

“I was looking for a reassuring hand to hold and steady my own, and I finally fo…”

“3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely sa…”

“A high five is a two-person applause. Me and my clone will be excited to clap f…”

“I saw myself in a piece of glass that wasn’t a mirror. Was that my doppelganger…”