There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up.

“A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.”

“I believe there are three tenants to live by in this apartment called Life: Lov…”

“It’s sad when people want to wear out a perfectly good last name when they don’…”

“I don’t belong to a political party, because I don’t feel invited.”