There is no other way. Thankfully I’m here, and not there.

“I found a body today. It was mine, so I played with it.”

“I may give up on life one day, but that doesn’t mean my clones will just roll o…”

“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was th…”

“Business idea: People like to eat and drive, so why not make edible cars? Inste…”