There is nothing right about the triangle known as Bermuda. The only thing right is the knowledge you’ll be left behind if you try to rack up the Bermuda Triangle.

“It’s a real pleasure accepting an award—for someone else. Especially if they ar…”

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucum…”

“Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.”

“The scent of success, it smells like body odor.”