There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.

“To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: F…”

“Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.”

“If love were a person, it would look like me, only taller. And more handsome. A…”

“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to…”