There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.

“When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared…”

“I’ve got something you can hang your hat on: my erection.”

“To save space and money, Thor and my mom work in the same office, which is basi…”

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one w…”