There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

“My armpits smell like a baboon belch, which doesn’t make me want to shower, as …”

“A figure 8 doesn’t figure into my plans to live to infinity.”

“I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.”

“I love giving love. The more I give, the more I have to give.”