There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.

“A brick could be used to sell a blanket, in a buy one get one free situation. I…”

“I am the sum of all somes, with a few scattered nones and nuns thrown in (thoug…”

“He died a suspicious death. But only because he was a politician, and everythin…”

“What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'…”