There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belongs there.

“I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.”

“I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will le…”

“Teach a man to fish, and he can provide for others. Teach a man selfishness, an…”

“A brick could be used to say hello in a foreign language. Like most great words…”