There’s a traffic jam in the stream. I’d better go fish up a solution. Too bad I left my tackle box at the football stadium, along with all the other worms.

“I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.”

“A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my…”

“I’ve got semen stains on my shirt, and spaghetti stains on my underwear. Ah, bu…”

“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an in…”