There’s no room in my life for a woman. I mean I live in a closet, and I suppose I could squish my clothes over and she could squeeze in, but where is she supposed to put her clothes? And her shoes, what about her shoes?

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“John Nobody, a Nobody Inc. spokesperson, declined to comment. Or prove his exis…”

“But I had come down here for a reason. I was looking for Thor. It was Saturday,…”

“I suggested to her that she start writing. "I can't write at all," she said. "N…”