There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.

“Jack Black and Betty White should couple and produce Earl Grey. I could go for …”

“I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtain…”

“He said he thinks he’s God, and I said, In that case, I’m an atheist.”

“I don’t break wind—I repair it. I am the anti politician, because when one spea…”