There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.

“I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening…”

“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A mirac…”

“A smile is like a simile, if you have a mouth like a metaphor. That would make …”

“The only way I’ll ride a horse is if that horse is in a wheelchair, being pushe…”